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J O K E S

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(1) What did the wall say to the other wall?

(2) What did the tomato say to the other tomato?

(3) What are dinobandages used for?

(4) What are one hundred rabbits walking backwards?

(5) What did one eye say to the other eye?

(6) How much does is cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

(7) Why don't skelton's play in church?

(8) Why did the watermellons have to have a formal wedding?

(9) What key cannot open a lock?

(10) Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?

(11) Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

(12) What do you get when you cross a lemmon with a cat?

(13) What animal keeps the best time?

(14) You can tune a piano but you cannot.....?

(15) What kind of sheets does a baker put on his bed?

(16) How did the candle fall in love?

(17) What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?

(18) Why did the cookie go to a doctor?

(19) What kind of train carries gum?

(20) What is a turtle's favorite gas station?

(21) What happened to the plant that was sitting on the windowsill in the Math class?











ANSWERS:



(1) "Meet you at the corner."

(2) "You better ketchup."

(3) "Dinosaurs."

(4) "A receeding hare-line."

(5) "Between you and me, something smells."

(6) "A Buccaneer."

(7) "They have no organs."

(8) "They cantaloupe."

(9) "A monkey."

(10) "Because he wanted chocolate milk."

(11) "He had no guts."

(12) "A sour puss."

(13) "A watch dog."

(14) "Tunafish."

(15) "Cookie sheets."

(16) "He met his match."

(17) "Rap music."

(18) "Because he felt crummy."

(19) "A chew-chew train."

(20) "Shell."

(21) "It developed square roots."




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A lot of these jokes were told to me by my lovely niece, Katie.

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