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Bulletin Board Bloopers


We all make misstakes. That is a part of being human. Misstakes come in two forms, the painful ones where hopefully we learn from them and the funny ones where we can enjoy them with laughter.

Take a look at these Bloopers found either in bulletins or church newsletters. I am sure at least one will produce a chuckle from within your spirit.

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the altar."

"The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday."

"Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

"Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so."

"For those who have children and do not know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"Tonight's sermon: "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice."

A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby user. "Who are all those men in the pictures?" The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service." Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service or the evening service?"

I Do Hope These Tickled Your Funny Bone?

I am laughing so much I need to go home!

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